Sunday, November 11, 2007

"FERNS WON'T CHOKE," SAYS COACH


Silver Ferns coach Julie Aitken today said that the Silver Ferns would not 'choke' in the World Champs and revealed that management had taken to pre-chewing and regurgitating all player food in an effort to end the "choking epidemic" by NZ teams in big events.
The NZ players, who famously choked in the 1999 World Championship final, agreed to dine on pre-digested food after the entire All-Black team choked while playing in Paris recently.
"We got in medical advice straight after that and got some pretty sound pointers," said Aitken. "Much of the advice was the sort of thing my mother used to say: "Don't suck on sweeties while you are running about at playtime and chew your food properly before swallowing."

"We've also placed a ban on team members playing with marbles, and small coins."


Right: An Australian player about to administer the Heimlich Manoevre to a distressed Siver Fern in a recent match

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