Monday, September 18, 2006


Moenui weather forecaster turned private detective Harold Fogg broke his silence today confirming that it is he and not aliens who has been following Helen Clark and her husband Peter Davis.
Fogg, who would not say who has employed him, said that he had been hired to investigate rumours that Professor Davis had been picked up by law enforcement agencies in Los Angeles while impersonating Lee Tamihore. He had spent some time "sniffing around Parliament to find signs of the Montana Wines carton which my employer believes was used by the diplomatic corps to smuggle Davis back in to the country."
Fogg said he could not talk longer because he was watching "Who Killed Ivan The Terrible" on the History Channel.

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