News too good to be true from Moenui (Pop. 421) current holder of The Northern Region Best Kept Grass Verge Award
Saturday, September 30, 2006
TWO DROWN DURING BLAIR FAREWELL SPEECH
Two British Labour Party delegates drowned yesterday in a tidal wave of tears that swept through the hall at the end of Tony Blair's speech. Read full story in Dead Brain
Silver Ferns coach Julie Aitken today said that the Silver Ferns would not 'choke' in the World Champs and revealed that management had taken to pre-chewing and regurgitating all player food in an effort to end the "choking epidemic" by NZ teams in big events.
New research suggesting New Zealand was under water until 23 million years ago have been rubbished in Northland. Moenui farmer Ossie MacDonald says the claims are "complete bloody nonsense" and "typical of the tripe dished out by those pointy-headed buggers at the University."
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