By Don Davis
As the debate over an exit strategy from Iraq continues to dominate the headlines, President Bush has reaffirmed his rejection of a times table, as too hopelessly confusing.
As he struggled to adjust his watch to new time zones during his trip to the Middle East, Bush said that the American people have very bad childhood memories about times tables, and would not want to repeat that experience with Iraq.
Bush added that “stay the course” is a lot easier to understand than such complicated problems as “Shia X Sunni = Civil War.” He also indicated that he still doesn’t get the equation of “Stupidity X Arrogance = Quagmire Squared.”
From The Satirical Political Report
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