Saturday, December 02, 2006

CLASSIFIEDS


SEPTIC TANKS EMPTIED
over person of your choice
Phone Barry 7117

URGENT SALE
PARLIAMENTARY DEMOCRACY PLAY-SET

intending buyer gone to rugby game. Says he
will be in tomorrow but unreliable.
Ph Laisenia 766

IF BUNTY FROM CLASSIFIEDS
checked her copy occasionally instead
of talking on the phone and
giving the builders the come-on
this might not have been here.


SALT & AMPHETIMINE CHIPS
Bumper pack for those long nights in front
of the cricket.
Ph 875


WOULD THE PERSON
who borrowed my boat from
the Owairua river bring it back.
I suppose you've drunk the home-brew.
Hope it made you as crook as the rest
made me.

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