The war in Iraq will finish Friday lunch-time according to the Fiji Post.
Commodore Frank Bainimarama, who has for some months promised to stage a coup d'etat against the Government, will first 'deal to the corrupt elements in Iraq and bring order to that country now that the Dubai Rugby Sevens is over,' before carrying out the coup.
The Colonel has been in Dubai for the past few days watching the national team which went out in the semi-finals of the event. He reportedly decided to bring order to Iraq after a phone call from President Bush who heard the colourful Commodore was in the neighbourhood.
"Mr Bush has read about Bananarama and thinks he is our kind of guy," a White House official is reported as saying. "Not only is he a no-messin-around go-getter, but by coincidence he recorded one of the Laura and George's favourite songs 'Na Na, Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye."
The Fiji Post says that the Commodore will install an interim administration in Iraq immediately order is restored with Ratu Epeli Ganilau as prime minister.
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