NATS DECLARE ALTERNATIVE GOVERNMENT
Don Brash announced the formation of a "National Government in exile" today after Helen Clark dismissed his calls for a fresh election as "grandstanding."...more here
WEATHER FORECASTER SNAPS
The coldest winter in 10 years has consequences in Moenui (read here)
'I'M NO HOOKER' SAYS COPMoenui police constable Fred Tawhai is denying rumours that he has been 'moonlighting as a prostitute' saying there is "little call for uniformed blokes in the trade anymore."...read more
HENRY'S ROTATION POLICY CAUSES DIZZY SPELL
Moenui rugby coach Henry Graham has stuck to his season-long rotation policy, today selecting an all new team and crowd for saturday's match against Southbank. While the selection of a new team was unsurprising the order to replace the entire crowd with fresh lungs was described by one commentator as... read more
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