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Silver Ferns coach Julie Aitken today said that the Silver Ferns would not 'choke' in the World Champs and revealed that management had taken to pre-chewing and regurgitating all player food in an effort to end the "choking epidemic" by NZ teams in big events.
New research suggesting New Zealand was under water until 23 million years ago have
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Moenui opera-buff John 'Giovanni' Brown premiered his new one man show 'Impotence-the opera' in the Moenui town-hall last night.
News too good to be true from Moenui (Pop. 421) current holder of The Northern Region Best Kept Grass Verge Award
"FERNS WON'T CHOKE," SAYS COACH
Silver Ferns coach Julie Aitken today said that the Silver Ferns would not 'choke' in the World Champs and revealed that management had taken to pre-chewing and regurgitating all player food in an effort to end the "choking epidemic" by NZ teams in big events.
NZ'S HISTORY DISPUTED AS RAIN FALLS
New research suggesting New Zealand was under water until 23 million years ago have
been rubbished in Northland. Moenui farmer Ossie MacDonald says the claims are "complete bloody nonsense" and "typical of the tripe dished out by those pointy-headed buggers at the University."
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