WILLIE MASON: "I WAS TRYING TO SING ALONG."
October 16, 2006Willie Mason has apologised for upsetting New Zealanders with a stream of obscenities during the haka at Saturday's Kiwis vs Kangaroos Rugby league test saying "Honest I was just trying to sing along." Read on...
JUDY BAILEY BOOK TELLS ALL
October 30, 2006
Judy Bailey's long-awaited tell-all book went on sale today revealing her anguish at being dumped after many years behind the counter at the Moenui 4 Square Store. Read on...
POSH : "I LOOK AWFUL NAKED"
October 10, 2006
Breathless reportage from the NZ Herald
Victoria Beckham has at last confirmed what many people have long suspected: She looks awful naked. Read on...
'HELL' LAUNCHES NEW 'ABSTINENCE' PIZZA
November 02, 2006
Following widespread complaints about their 'Lust' Pizza promotion which included free condoms, The Hell Pizza Company have launched a new product designed to deflect criticism. Read on...
KIWI SPORTS STARS SUSPECTED OF TERRORISM
November 04, 2006
NZ Rugby League's "Grannygate" crisis deepened today after international
anti-t
errorism squads were called in to investigate who knew the truth about Nathan Fien's Grandmother. League sources have confirmed that MI6, ASIO and the SIS now believe Sinnead Fien was an IRA agent and that her grandson and a number of other NZ Rugby League figures may have been involved in building a terrorist cell within the Kiwi squad. Read on...
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