US contingency plans for air strikes on Iran were tonight revealed in a BBC report. Using leaked pentagon documents the BBC was able to show that the US has plans to widen the theatre of war in the middle east, targeting Iran's uranium enrichment plant at Natanz, facilities at Isfahan, Arak and a huge number of 'Vietcong enclaves' within Iranian territory.
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Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Friday, December 01, 2006
BUSH REJECTS TIMES TABLE AS TOO CONFUSING
By Don Davis
As the debate over an exit strategy from Iraq continues to dominate the headlines, President Bush has reaffirmed his rejection of a times table, as too hopelessly confusing.
As he struggled to adjust his watch to new time zones during his trip to the Middle East, Bush said that the American people have very bad childhood memories about times tables, and would not want to repeat that experience with Iraq.
Bush added that “stay the course” is a lot easier to understand than such complicated problems as “Shia X Sunni = Civil War.” He also indicated that he still doesn’t get the equation of “Stupidity X Arrogance = Quagmire Squared.”
From The Satirical Political Report
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