
Drinking star Sonny Faumuina has been dropped from the Moenui Sponges Drinking Team after yet another outburst of football-playing shocked team-mates and spectators alike. The full shocking story here.

Tonto Philip and the Man in the White Hat are smoked out of their hole in the Beehive but National strategists worry about over-arousal in the team.
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Moenui District Council has directed that Lake Rotonui be "re-coloured, or drained and filled in" because the deep blue colour does not fall within District Plan guidelines. Full story

HOSTAGES NOT FOUND
An anti-terrorism squad fails to find shoppers taken hostage by unionists.
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